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Vaporizer Comparisons
Jul 07, 2026
Auxo Calent vs XMAX V3 Pro: The Treadmill and the Dumbbells
Auxo Calent (£78.00) vs XMAX V3 Pro (£79.99): 6.8 vs 8.0 — £1.99 apart and 1.2 points apart. The prettiest device under £100 loses to the...
Jul 07, 2026
Auxo Calent vs XVAPE Lanza: The Station Umbrella and the Cagoule
Auxo Calent (£78) vs XVAPE Lanza (£48): 6.8 vs 6.8, a genuine dead heat — and the cheaper one is the one still working in month four. Her...
Jul 06, 2026
XMAX Ace vs Smono 4 Pro: The One With the App and the One Where They Know Your Order
XMAX Ace (£79.00) vs Smono 4 Pro (£85.00): 7.2 vs 7.6 — six quid buys hybrid heating, a 3000mAh battery and a display that tells the trut...
Jul 06, 2026
XMAX Ace vs XMAX Starry 4: Head-to-Head (Coming Soon)
This head-to-head is in testing right now. Dennis is running the XMAX Ace and the XMAX Starry 4 side by side through our standard protoco...
Jul 06, 2026
XMAX Ace vs XMAX V3 Pro: The Robot Vacuum and the Good Upright
XMAX Ace (£79.00) vs XMAX V3 Pro (£79.99): 7.2 vs 8.0 — same brand, 99p apart. The self-cleaning button against the better vaporiser. Her...
Jul 06, 2026
Wolkenkraft Vita vs PAX Mini 2: The Nokia in the Drawer and the Flagship in the Case
Wolkenkraft Vita (£78.00) vs PAX Mini 2 (£109.00): 6.5 vs 7.5 — the prettier one wins, but the £31 gap buys nothing your pocket can feel....
Jul 06, 2026
Wolkenkraft Vita vs Flowermate Aura: The Galvanised Can and the Plastic One
Wolkenkraft Vita (£78.00) vs Flowermate Aura (£69.00): 6.5 vs 6.3 — the better-built pocket vape wins six categories out of seven for nin...
Jul 06, 2026
Wolkenkraft Vita vs Wolkenkraft Äris: The Trainers and the Proper Shoes
Wolkenkraft Vita (£78.00) vs Wolkenkraft Äris (£129.00): 6.5 vs 7.8 — the 72g pocket device against the fully strippable convection one. ...
Jul 06, 2026
Wolkenkraft Äris vs XLUX Roffu: The Spotless Canteen and the Busy Gastropub
Wolkenkraft Äris (£129) vs XLUX Roffu (£109): 7.8 vs 7.8 — a genuine score draw, decided by cleaning certainty versus capability. HerbVap...
Jul 06, 2026
Wolkenkraft Äris vs Nordampf Relict: The Miele and the Thermomix
Wolkenkraft Äris (£129.00) vs Nordampf Relict (£108.99): 7.8 vs 8.0 — the cleanest airpath in portable vaping loses to the smarter device...
Jul 06, 2026
Wolkenkraft Äris vs Smono No.3: The Dry Cleaner and the Launderette
Wolkenkraft Äris (£129) vs Smono No.3 (£75): 7.8 vs 7.5 — identical convection vapour, £54 apart, and the gap is entirely about cleaning....
Jul 06, 2026
Smono No.5 vs Smono No.3: The Deluxe Reissue and the Original Pressing
Smono No.5 (£99) vs Smono No.3 (£75): 7.2 vs 7.5 — the one with the OLED, the swappable cell and the bonus features loses to the plain pl...