Storz & Bickel Veazy Review: The Great British Bake Off of Vaporisers

The Hook: Bake Off Energy

Bake Off isn't MasterChef. There's no Gordon Ramsay screaming about raw lamb. There's no elimination drama that makes you stressed on a Tuesday evening. There's just Paul Hollywood giving a knowing nod, someone's nan making a Victoria sponge in a tent, and that pleasant feeling of 'ah, this is nice.'

The Veazy is that energy in vaporiser form.

It's not trying to be the Venty. If you've read my Venty review, you know that's the Range Rover Sport — performance, power, and that wide-open 20 lpm airflow that makes everything else feel like breathing through a coffee straw. The Veazy isn't competing there.

It's not trying to be the Mighty+. That's the Land Rover Defender — the benchmark, the reference standard, the one I've called 'the device everyone's measured against' since my first S&B review. The Veazy isn't that either.

It's not even trying to be the Crafty+. The Crafty+ is Brighton & Hove Albion — punches above its weight for 75 minutes, then the legs go. Brilliant for precision temperature steppers who don't mind the charging ritual.

The Veazy is S&B's answer to a different question entirely: 'What if we made a vaporiser that anyone could use, in colours people actually want, at a price that doesn't require a budget meeting?'

The answer is Bake Off energy. Wholesome. Colourful. Accessible. Your nan loves it.

Vapour Quality 8/10

The Veazy vapour is a Victoria sponge. Not a showstopper. Not going to win Star Baker. But reliably good, consistently enjoyable, and everyone at the table is happy.

The Heater Difference

Here's something worth flagging. The Veazy uses a different heater design than the rest of the S&B portable lineup — stainless steel mesh rather than solid metal. One detailed reviewer found this affects flavour, making it slightly less pure than the Venty, Mighty+, or Crafty+. He was so struck by this that he added a dedicated 'Vapour Flavour' column to his rankings specifically because of the Veazy.

I'll be honest: in testing with mates, most couldn't taste the difference. But I could after direct comparison. If you're a flavour purist who notices these things, the Veazy isn't quite flagship tier. If you're coming from cheaper devices or smoking, you'll be impressed.

The Honest Comparison

The Veazy is genuinely good S&B vapour — fluffy, comfortable, recognisably from the same German factory. But it's about 85-90% of the flagship experience. The airflow is also more restricted than the Crafty+, and nowhere near the Venty's wide-open pull. Not choked — just standard S&B pull in a slimmer cooling unit.

For beginners? This vapour quality is excellent. For S&B veterans comparing directly to their Mighty+? You'll notice. The question is whether that matters at £255.99 less than the Mighty+ and £255.99 less than the Venty.

The Strain Test

Two strains that match the Veazy's personality — approachable, beginner-friendly, not overwhelming. The point isn't to push the device to its limits; it's to show how it handles the kind of flower most Veazy owners will actually use.

Blue Dream (Balanced Hybrid)

The Flower: Blue Dream — balanced hybrid, ~21% THC. Dominant terpenes: myrcene (earthy), limonene (blueberry), caryophyllene (spice). Approachable, friendly, the kind of strain that matches the Veazy's Bake Off personality. Not too loud, not too quiet.

The Pack: 0.2g, medium grind, light tamp into the ceramic-coated chamber.

180°C (Default): First hit is smooth, clean, comfortable. The blueberry notes come through — lighter than I get from my Mighty+ at identical temperatures, but present. Vapour is fluffy in that recognisable S&B way.

195°C (Boost): Double-click the button. Wait for green. Clouds thicken, effects deepen, flavour shifts earthier. This is where most sessions live. The myrcene warmth settles in.

210°C (Superboost): Triple-click. Full extraction mode. The flavour's fading into roasted territory, and I notice slightly more throat feel than the Venty at this temp. Good for finishing bowls, not for starting sessions. Seven draws total before the chamber was spent.

The Verdict: Blue Dream through the Veazy is exactly what you'd expect — reliable, comfortable, no drama. Victoria sponge energy. Not going to blow your mind, but it'll satisfy every time.

Granddaddy Purple (Indica)

The Flower: Granddaddy Purple — classic indica, Purple Urkle × Big Bud. ~20% THC. Dominant terpenes: myrcene (earthy, sedating), caryophyllene (peppery), linalool (floral, calming). One of the most visually striking strains — purple-tinged buds, grape candy aroma, the kind of flower your mates photograph before grinding.

The Pack: 0.25g, medium grind, light tamp. Slightly denser pack than the Blue Dream — GDP is stickier flower.

180°C (Default): Grape candy opening. Sweet, almost berry-like, gentle. The linalool floral notes are delicate at this temperature. Through the Veazy, the GDP reads like dessert — which is exactly the approachable experience this device is designed for. Light vapour, pleasant flavour, no harshness.

195°C (Boost): The myrcene heaviness arrives. Body effects begin settling in — shoulders drop, jaw unclenches. The grape sweetness deepens into something richer, more berry pie than candy. Cloud density improves significantly.

210°C (Superboost): Full indica extraction. Dense clouds, earthy finish, proper sedation territory. The GDP is spent after six draws — slightly fewer than the Blue Dream. The chamber scrapes clean easily thanks to the ceramic coating.

The Verdict: GDP through the Veazy is a perfect match. A gentle, sweet strain through a gentle, approachable device. If you're new to vaporising and want to understand why people prefer it to smoking, this combination would convert you. Bake Off wouldn't run Granddaddy Purple as a technical challenge. It'd be the comfort round.

Design & Build 7.5/10

The Mum Test

I gave the Veazy to my mum without any instructions. She's 67, has arthritis, and her relationship with technology is adversarial. She once called me because her laptop 'wasn't working' (the WiFi was off).

Thirty seconds. That's how long it took her to figure out the Veazy. Press the button. Wait for green. Breathe in.

Build Quality

The outer shell is medical-grade PEEK plastic — same material family as the rest of the S&B lineup. It keeps the unit cool during sessions and survives drops.

But — and this is honest — one reviewer described the Veazy as 'more toyish' than other S&B vaporisers, with 'thinner and more flexible' plastic than the Venty or Mighty+. The fit-and-finish doesn't have quite the same premium feel. The logo is comically large. It feels like what it is: S&B engineering in a more accessible, colourful package.

The Colours

For the first time ever, S&B portables come in colours other than 'German industrial black with Halloween orange accents':

• Black (classic)
• Blue (actually quite nice)
• Orange (polarising — one reviewer said 'Playschool toys' energy)
• Pink (my mum's favourite, obviously)

It's Bake Off bunting energy. Colourful, welcoming, not intimidating.

Key Design Features

• Ceramic-coated chamber — resists sticking, easier to clean
• Smaller cooling unit — contributes to warmer vapour but improves pocketability
• Three-piece locking CU system — cleverly elongates vapour path
• Web app customisation via app.storz-bickel.com
• 'Permanent Boost' setting — keeps higher temps instead of reverting after 90 seconds (essential — enable this immediately)

Battery & Charging 8/10

Here's where the Veazy embarrasses the Crafty+.

Real-World Performance

• 7-8 sessions per charge at normal temps
• ~42 minutes continuous runtime (tested at 195°C)
• Better than Crafty+ (4-5 bowls)
• Less than Mighty+ (6-8 bowls) and Venty (10-14 bowls)

For context: the Crafty+ has always been the battery anxiety device in the S&B lineup. As I covered in that review, it's like owning a Tamagotchi — feed it regularly or it dies at the worst moment.

The Veazy solves this. Seven sessions is enough for most people's daily use without constantly reaching for the charger. It's not Venty stamina, but it's comfortably ahead of the device it's positioning against.

Charging

• USB-C (brick not included — you'll need your own)
• ~90 minutes full charge
• 80% in ~40 minutes (quick top-up capable)
• No fast-charge acceleration with S&B Supercharger (unlike Venty)

Ease of Use 9/10

This is where the Veazy earns its keep.

One button. One light. Three temperatures. That's it.

• Press to turn on (five clicks)
• Wait for orange to turn green (~40-48 seconds)
• Breathe in
• Double-click for Boost (195°C)
• Double-click again for Superboost (210°C)

No app required for basic operation. No learning curve. No technique.

The Temperature Reversion Problem

The two higher temperatures drop back to 180°C after 90 seconds if you don't take a draw. Annoying during longer sessions or when sharing.

The Fix: Connect to the web app (app.storz-bickel.com) and enable 'Permanent Boost.' This keeps your selected temperature instead of reverting. It's a must-do — takes 30 seconds and transforms the experience.

The Web App

Works via Bluetooth from any browser (Chrome on PC, Bluefy or Lablink on iOS). If you want customisation: adjust all three temperature presets to exact degrees, enable Permanent Boost, adjust LED brightness, toggle vibration feedback, view usage stats.

It's optional enhancement, not required complexity.

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Standard S&B process. Medium grind, fill to chamber walls, light tamp. The ceramic coating means herb doesn't stick. Dosing capsules work — same S&B ecosystem compatibility as Mighty+, Venty, and Crafty+.

Cleaning & Maintenance 8/10

Easier than the Mighty+ and Crafty+. The smaller cooling unit has fewer components, fewer O-rings to lose, and less surface area to clean.

Cleaning Timeline

• After 10-15 sessions: Light brush-out, still fine
• After 20-25 sessions: Throat feel changes at high temps, CU needs attention
• After 30+ sessions: Full ISO soak required

The Process

1. Pop off the cooling unit (mouthpiece swivels out and acts as unlock key)
2. Brush out the oven (immediately after session = easier)
3. Disassemble three-piece CU, soak in ISO for 20-30 minutes max
4. Rinse, dry completely, reassemble

Takes about 10 minutes for a proper clean. The three-piece CU locking system is clever but fiddly at first — you'll get the hang of it.

Portability 8.5/10

The Veazy is the most pocketable S&B device ever made.

Dimensions: 134mm × 60mm × 37mm at 134g

It's taller than the Crafty+ (134mm vs 111mm) but slimmer (37mm vs 57mm depth). That slim profile is everything. It slides into front jeans and genuinely disappears. The Crafty+ always had that brick-bulge; the Veazy doesn't.

Stealth Factor

The colours help here. A blue or pink Veazy reads as 'generic vape pen' to civilians, not 'serious German medical equipment.' For commuting, travel, festivals — the Veazy wins on discretion.

How I Actually Use This

Default Setup: 195°C with 'Permanent Boost' enabled, loose pack of 0.2-0.25g. That's it. I rarely mess with temperature stepping on this device — the whole point is simplicity.

When I Reach For It: Quick morning sessions before work. Sharing with mates who aren't seasoned users and would be intimidated by the Mighty+ or Venty controls. Saturday lunchtime when I want something simple rather than precise. When mum visits. Basically, when simplicity matters more than chasing perfect extraction.

When I Don't: When I want flagship vapour quality and I'm willing to temperature step — that's the Mighty+ or Venty. When I'm at home with time to breathe and the big cooling unit attached to my bong setup. When precision medical dosing matters.

Honest Cleaning Reality: Brush it out after each session (90 seconds) and do a proper ISO soak roughly every two weeks. The smaller CU means less gunk surface, which is genuinely easier than the Mighty+. It's not a burden.

Session Frequency: Few times a week with casual use, more when mum visits (monthly). The battery means I'm never hunting for a charger mid-use — exactly the problem I had with the Crafty+.

Medical Use Notes

I'm not a doctor. I'm a bloke with chronic pain and ADHD who's been using cannabis medicinally for years now. This is my experience, not medical advice. If you're considering medical cannabis, talk to a prescribing clinic — I've linked some resources at the bottom of this review.

For Pain Management: The simplicity is a genuine advantage for patients with dexterity issues. My mum has arthritis and figured it out in 30 seconds. If you're managing tremors, joint pain, or reduced hand strength, the one-button interface is legitimately easier than the Crafty+ or Mighty+ on bad days. Battery life means fewer charging interruptions during pain management sessions.

For ADHD/Focus: The 3-step temperature system is limiting if you need precision dosing. I dose at 185°C for pain, 200°C for ADHD focus — the Veazy's presets can handle that via the web app, but the app adds friction. If you're someone who steps through 175→180→185→190, this isn't your device.

The Medical User's Concern: Cold weather performance. The 36W power ceiling means winter use requires longer heat-up and drains battery faster. Some medical patients need reliable outdoor access — the Veazy struggles there. For indoor use with moderate temperatures, it's fine.

Session Timing: First draw to noticeable relief: about 3-5 minutes, comparable to other S&B portables. Effects last 1-2 hours depending on strain and temperature.

Value for Money 9/10

At £207.99, the Veazy is S&B's most accessible portable. That's the headline.

But here's the uncomfortable truth for the Crafty+:

The Veazy costs just £11 more than the Crafty+ (£196.99) and delivers better real-world value: better battery life (7-8 sessions vs 4-5), faster heat-up (40s vs 60s), slimmer profile, four colour options, and same S&B ecosystem compatibility.

The Crafty+ advantages are: full precision temperature control (170 degrees vs 3 presets), slightly better airflow, and better vapour quality from its solid metal heater. For temperature precision obsessives, the Crafty+ still has a role. For everyone else? The Veazy does more of what matters.

Against the Mighty+ at £255.99: 85-90% of the vapour experience for £48 less. You're giving up build quality and the solid heater. You're getting something slimmer, simpler, and colourful.

Against the Venty at £463.98: 85-90% of the vapour for £256 less. You're giving up the flagship airflow, on-device screen, and cold weather power. You're getting something far more pocketable and approachable.

Would I buy it again? For what it is — an entry point into S&B quality — yes. The Veazy isn't the best S&B device. It's the best S&B device for the person who doesn't know they want an S&B device.

Score Breakdown

Category average is 8.3 — and the overall matches it. The Veazy doesn't excel in any single category the way the Mighty+ does on vapour or the Venty does on airflow. But it's consistently good across every metric, with no real weakness dragging it down. That reliable across-the-board competence earns the score its category average supports. Bake Off energy — everyone's happy, nobody's overwhelmed.

Vs the Competition

Vs Crafty+ (£196.99)

The uncomfortable comparison for S&B's own lineup. The Veazy costs £11 more, delivers better battery life (7 sessions vs 4-5), faster heat-up (40s vs 60s), and a slimmer profile. The Crafty+ only pulls ahead with precision temperature control (170 degrees vs 3 presets) and slightly better vapour quality from its solid metal heater. For most people, the Veazy wins. For the 10% who genuinely temperature step, the Crafty+ still makes sense. Full Crafty+ review →

Vs Mighty+ (£255.99)

The Mighty+ is the benchmark. Better build quality, better battery (6-8 bowls), better vapour (solid heater), larger chamber. The Veazy is 85-90% of the experience for £48 less, and it's significantly more portable. The Mighty+ is better if you're home-focused or prioritising flagship quality. The Veazy is better if you're splitting time between home and pocket carry. Full Mighty+ review →

Vs Venty (£463.98)

Pure performance vs accessibility. The Venty offers 130W power, 20 lpm airflow, on-device screen, and flagship everything. The Veazy is 85-90% on vapour for £256 less, and way more pocketable. The Venty is better for power chasers and heavy users. The Veazy is better for casual users who want accessible S&B quality without the flagship commitment. Full Venty review →

Vs XMAX V3 Pro (£79.99)

If budget matters more than brand, the V3 Pro at £79.99 is an alternative universe. Removable battery, decent vapour, a fraction of the cost. But the Veazy delivers noticeably better vapour quality, build confidence, and S&B's warranty infrastructure. The V3 Pro is the value king; the Veazy is the entry into a different tier.

Comparison Table

The Verdict: Victoria Sponge Energy

The Bake Off tent closes for another week.

The Veazy is my Victoria sponge vape. Not the most impressive. Not going to win Star Baker. But some mornings? Exactly what I need.

I've spent £207.99,000 on vaporisers over the years. My mum's favourite is the £207.99 one.

Dennis M., testing devices with family

That tells you something about accessibility versus complexity, about who these devices are actually for, about the gap between enthusiast priorities and real-world use.

The Veazy isn't trying to replace the Venty for airflow chasers. It isn't trying to be the Mighty+ benchmark. It's S&B's answer to 'what if vaping was just... easy?' And at 8.3, it matches the Crafty+ on vapour quality where it counts, beats it on battery life and portability, and costs only £11 more. For most people, this is the better buy.

The answer is: you get Bake Off energy. Wholesome. Colourful. Accessible. Your nan loves it.